Three envelopes

Three envelopes
Three envelopes

The young project manager had started his new project and was being given a briefing from the retiring project manager. At the end of the handover the retiring project manager gave him three numbered envelopes.

“My predecessor gave me these three envelopes and I have found them extremely useful. Should you encounter any difficulties with the project you may also find the advice inside useful.”

Things went along smoothly for a while but then the project started to encounter problems and stakeholders were beginning to get anxious. The project manager remembered the advice he was given by the outgoing PM at the beginning of his project and took the first envelope from his desk drawer.

The message inside read, “Blame your predecessor.”

So at the next project meeting the project manager laid the blame for the project’s problems on the decisions made by the previous project manager. The stakeholders seemed to accept the situation our young PM faced and offered their continuing support.

As the weeks passed the old issues with the stakeholders returned and the project encountered yet more problems. Having benefitted from the earlier advice, the PM decided to open the second envelope.

The message read, “Blame changes in the environment”.

The PM duly pointed out the changes that the business and the economy had gone through since starting the project, replanned the activities and moved the milestones to reflect the new circumstances. The stakeholders were impressed by the proactive stance taken by the PM and for a while the project made good progress.

However, it wasn’t long before the project again hit problems and so the PM decided to get advice from the third envelope.

The message inside said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

Fairy Godmother

Lucky
‘Lucky’

The project manager was taking some well-earned time off from a complex and bruising project and was taking his dog for a walk in the park. Suddenly in a puff of purple smoke, a figure appeared. When the smoke had finally cleared the figure said, “I am your Fairy Godmother and because of your ongoing commitment to helping people deliver capabilities and gain business value through project management, I am going to grant you three wishes.”

The PM was taken aback but after a short think said, “I would like for my dog who has had a fairly hard life to win the Greyhound Derby.”

“What is his name?”

“Lucky” said the PM.

The Fairy Godmother looked Lucky up and down and said, “I did say I would grant you three wishes, not three miracles, so let me have your next wish.”

The PM started to tell his Fairy Godmother about the difficulties he was having with his project and how in keeping with the Association for Project Management’s Strategy 2020 vision he believed in A world in which all projects succeed (APM).

“For my second wish I would like my project to come in on time, on budget and meet the quality requirements of my stakeholders.”

The Fairy Godmother paused for a few seconds and said, “Let’s take another look at that dog.”

Stakeholder Management

Fire

The young project manager was being quizzed by his programme manager about his third party vendor management skills and how he found dealing with suppliers.

“Well, I’ve come across a few suppliers who couldn’t do enough for you.”

“The majority do a reasonable job as long as you keep a close watch.”

“And one or two who you would be quite happy to throw onto the flames of a bonfire!”

“Ah!”, the programme manager responded, “those would be the burned at a stake holders.”

Hat tip to Jon Fawbert at the Office for National Statistics for this gem.